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Web Site Started on:
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Last up-dated

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Elk Township Police

" Fun Page # 2"

"Police Jokes"

 

1). Did you hear about the old man who was
driving his Corvette, when a state trooper
started chasing him, lights and siren blazing?

The old man went faster, and faster,
until they were doing over 100 miles an
hour. Finally he decided the trooper
wasn't going to give up, so he slowed
and stopped.

The trooper was livid until he asked the
old man why he ran when he saw the
patrol car behind him.

The old man told the trooper that over
20 years ago his wife had run off with
a state trooper, and he was afraid the
trooper was trying to bring her back.


2). A blond police officer pulls over a blond in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for some I.D.

The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing with your picture on it."

The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blond cop.

After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."


3). WHO SAYS SOUTHENERS AREN'T BRIGHT??

Phone call placed, "Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!

He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy"
:-)


Do you know anymore? send them to this site to be posted. {must be in good tast}

e-mail to: policejokes@elktownship.com

 


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