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To all my "Jersey" people, you will laugh when you read some of these....to my
"out of towners", you will probably laugh, too, but not know what you are laughing at !
I can relate to probably 75% of these, so that gives you outsiders a glimpse
(a scarey glimpse), of our home life!
If you don't understand these, you're not a "piney"
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1. You're from South Jersey if you know one slice of Taylor Pork Roll on a sandwich isn't enough.
2. You're from South Jersey if you've walked up and down the boardwalk all Sunday morning waiting for the macaroon place to open up.
3. You're from South Jersey if you have your own bucket for carmel corn refills.
4. You're from South Jersey if you've seen "The Boss" in concert at the Garden State Art Center.
5. You're from South Jersey if you know the back way in to the Garden State Art Center so you don't have to pay the stinkin' quarter to the Parkway.
6. You're from South Jersey if you ever had a cocktail "Zaberized."
7. You're from South Jersey if you stood in the ocean up to your knees surf fishing all season and never caught a damned thing.
8. You're from South Jersey if you know the night guy on the Beesley's Point bridge won't bother taking your toll when the fish are biting.
9.. You're from South Jersey if you have spent time looking for the Cape May Diamonds!
10.You're from South Jersey if you turn left to turn right
11. You're from South Jersey if you know that no matter how much they put into the Camden waterfront Camden is still Camden.

12. You're from South Jersey if you've been to 710 Blackhorse Pike
13. You're from South Jersey if you know what a firemans convention is.
14. You're from South Jersey if you remember the pennsauken mart the way it used to be
15. You're from South Jersey if you know the phrase-"down the shore", and also KNOWING which beach resort your friends mean!
16. You're from South Jersey if you know what scrapple is and eat it anyway.

17.You're from South Jersey when you have to mail your relocated friends tastykakes
18. You're from South Jersey if you knew how far you were from anywhere by the number of circles you passed

19. You're from South Jersey if "Drink-a-toast" was your mom's idea of soda
20. You're from South Jersey if you think north Jersey is a different state
21. You're from South Jersey if you say standing in line, not on line
22. You're from South Jersey if you come to a complete stop before making a right turn
23. You know you're from South Jersey when it's Spring and the farmer has just fertilized his fields because you can smell the manure.

24. You're from South Jersey if, You cannot BELIEVE there are states where people pump their own gas
25. You're from South Jersey if, you believe WaWa is not a store, it's a religion!
26. You're from South Jersey if you sneak to the orchards to steal a hand full of peaches or apples from sunnyslope.
27. You're from South Jersey if, You went to the cumberland mall and tried to talk to the guys in lucas pizza and thought they were cute.
28. You're from South Jersey if, you kow what the tweeter center is.
29. You're from South Jersey if, you're high school prom was at the Camden Aquarium or The Mansion in Voorhees.
30. You're from South Jersey if, You know what a pitch pine is
31. You're from South Jersey if, You know where atleast one 84 lumber yard is
32. You're from South Jersey if, You know where atleast one Agway is.
33. You're from South Jersey if, You know where atleast one cranberry bog is or was
34. You're from South Jersey if, You are routing for the Philly Eagles instead the giants.
35. You're from South Jersey if, You have season passes to Great Adventure.
36. You're from South Jersey if, You know where 5 romeo pizza places are.
37. You're from South Jersey if, You know what a Benny is.
38. You're from South Jersey if, turning left on a large road just seems wrong.
39. You're from South Jersey if, you had once spent a night in Jule's Bar on Blackwood Rd., shooting pool and smoking "grass" in the parking lot.
40. You have to be at Maui's DogHouse at 4am after the bars close for your Hotdogs !!!
41. You're from South Jersey if, You know what a jackson white is but never seen one.
42. You're from South Jersey if, you know where olgas diner is on rt 70.
43. You're from South Jersey if, you can see more cows then houses or people.
44. You're from South Jersey if, you remember Starn's and Hackney's and know they were on Main Avenue.
45. You're from South Jersey if, you know what a Jitney is.
46. You're from South Jersey if, you are tired of people not believing your from jersey because you don't have a
new york accent.
47. You're from South Jersey if, " if you drive by a farm every time you get in the car".
48. You're from South Jersey if, you can name five different pats pizza restaurants
49. You're from South Jersey if, You have gone "Cow-tipping" and know what it is...

50. You're from South Jersey if, you have gone fishing in a water hole.
51. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever gone swimming in a "blue hole".
52. You're from South Jersey if, you,ve ever watched the submarine races at National Park
53. You're from South Jersey if, you know that mosquitoes come in several sizes.
54. You're from South Jersey if, you know what real lima beans taste like.
55. You're from South Jersey if, you know a pickup was used for farm stuff.
56. You're from South Jersey if, you went on church picnics at Lake Garrison, Parvin, Palatine, or Centerton.
57. You're from South Jersey if, your best dates were demolition derbies or drag races
58. You're from South Jersey if, you,ve hunted arbutus in the spring, just to smell it.
59. You're from South Jersey if, the sky has only nine stars( that you can see).
60. You're from South Jersey if, you know to stay out of Gloucester after dark.
61. You're from South Jersey if, your town had a 5 o'clock whistle
62. You're from South Jersey if, you have ever eaten muskrat
63. You're from South Jersey if, you go to school in the same building that your grandmother did.
64. You're from South Jersey if, you ever been bitten by a greenhead or strawberry fly.
65. You're from South Jersey if, your town doesn't have a stop light.
66. You're from South Jersey if, Every house you come across is "1/2 a double"
67. You're from Souyh Jersey if, you know how to say Malaga.
68. You're from South Jersey if, you ever parked in an orchard.
69. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever been to the Liberty Bell bar.

70. You're from South Jersey if, your high school is named after some rich dead guy.
71. You're from South Jersey if you leave for Cowtown no latter then 8:00 am on Tuesday.
72. You're from South Jersey if, you know what "jimmies" are and refuse to call them anything else.
73. You're from South Jersey if you know where at least one 1/4 mile parting spot
74. You're from South Jersey if you know what a round bale is
75. You're from South Jersey if you know the location of at least 3 Nick's Pizzerias.
76. You're from South Jersey if, you know what the slap bus is
77. You're from South Jersey if, you can name every impound lot in a 10 mile radius
78. You're from South Jersey if, all the cops in your town know your name
79. You're from South Jersey if, your liscense was suspended 10 years ago and your still driving
80. You're from South Jersey if, you have at least one home made tattoo
81. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever taken a canoe trip at Mick's.
82. You're from South Jersey when, Eastern Regional High School has a rip list every year!

83. You're from South Jersey if, "going into town" means Philly, but "going to the city" means New York.
84. You're from South Jersey if, you refer to a group of people as "yous". Yes, we like incorrect grammer.
85. You're from South Jersey if, you see 10 state troopers in a row handing out speeding tickets at the end of the month.
86. You're from South Jersey if, you know who lucy the elephant is and where she lives
87. You're from South Jersey if, you drive around with an expired insurance card cause the expiration date isnt up yet.
88. You're from South Jersey if, you know if you lose your marbles, how to find ancora.
89. You're from South Jersey if, your neighbor is either a painter, a plumber, a builder, or an electrician with a work truck in the driveway.
90. You're from South Jersey if, you have crossed all 5 bridges into philly at 1 point in your life.

91. You're from South Jersey if, you have had a near or close call experiences hitting a deer with your car.
92. You're from South Jersey if, you know of at least 2 hospitals by name you dont want to be caught dead in either one.
93. You're from South Jersey if, . you run around in the nearest patch of woods and play paint ball with your buddies
94. You're from South Jersey if, you see your ex-wife or girlfriend go-go dancing in the city.
95. You're from South Jersey if, you refuse to call Hoagies subs.
96. You're from South Jersey if, you tried to figure out where in the Pine Barrens the Sopranos episode was filmed.
97. You're from South Jersey if, you know not to go 1 mile over the speed limit in Newfield.
98. You're from South Jersey if, you laugh at people who ask "what exit?" since they have no clue how far north the Turnpike actually begins.

99. You're from South Jersey if, you got up at 5 a.m. to pull weeds before it got too hot to breath in the summer months.
100. You're from South Jersey if, from age 9 to 15, you waited tables at a muskrat dinner, complete with pepper cabbage and tomato juice cocktail AND at 10 p.m. ate your dinner for free.
101. You're from South Jersey if, hangin' out is finding the clearing in the woods or meeting friends at the carwash.

102. You're from South Jersey if, cable TV hasn't been "run that far yet".
103. You're from South Jersey if, you take day trips to philly to walk on South Street.
104. You're from South Jersey if, you go to Philly at 3:00am just to get cheese steaks from Pats or Genos.
105. You're from South Jersey if, you went to Penn's Landing for New Years, and watched the Mummers Parade.

106. You're from South Jersey, when you use the word "you's" and you know what it means.
107. You're from South Jersey if, you have been to Pic-a-Lilli's Wings and you know where the Lucky 7 Restaurant is.
108. You're from South Jersey if, You dated a girl for two years and her parents never knew because you went to the wrong church
109. You're from South Jersey if, You have a story about the "Hell Hole" ride in Wildwood
110. You're from South Jersey if, Some guy from your high school is still in prison for a satanic death ritual
111. You're from South Jersey if, You know where "cosmic park " is.

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