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Visitor Add-ons page #3

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To all my "Jersey" people, you will laugh when you read some of these....to my
"out of towners", you will probably laugh, too, but not know what you are laughing at !
I can relate to probably 75% of these, so that gives you outsiders a glimpse
(a scarey glimpse), of our home life!
If you don't understand these, you're not a "piney"
:-)

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sun_glassesHow you can tellsun_glasses
"You're from South Jersey"

Page #3 of ? (where will it stop?)

 

These add-ons to the South Jersey page

are from our visitors to the site.

:-)

holly

1. You're from South Jersey if, you know where the Fantasy Showbar is in Mt. Ephraim
2. You're from South Jersey if, You know not to leave your car parked at crystal sandwash without locking the hood somehow
3. You're from South Jersey if, You shop lifted something from the Two Guys toy department, Newberry's and Kress.
4. You're from South Jersey if, you remember the ducks in the middle of Cherry Hill Mall
5. You're from South Jersey if, you call the Berlin Farmer's Market the Berlin Auction or the Auction.
6. You're from South Jersey if, you remember when Cherry Hill had it's own ice hockey team and you have the bump to prove it.
7. You're from South Jersey if, you know better than to eat at Mack's Pizza.
8. You're from South Jersey if, you can argue the difference between a Creek, a Stream, a Crick, and a river.
9. You're from South Jersey if, every direction involves Geets diner.
10. You're from South Jersey if, you know what the house in the sky is.
11. You're from South Jersey if, you took your report card to Clementon Park for free tickets.
12. You're from South Jersey if, you remember sitting outside at McDonald's
13. You're from South Jersey if, you have met the Jersey Devil at Holly Shores Campground
14. You're from South Jersey if, you had your life pass before you in the Salt-N-Pepper Shaker at Clementon Park.
15. You're from South Jersey if, you sew clothes using a paterin and you shop at the Acame
16. You're from South Jersey if, your co-worker's best friend's brother's best friend is your brother's wife's brother's wife
17. You're from South Jersey if, you have ever tooken a crap in the street
18. You're from South Jersey if, you can remember dancing at "Mepri Hall"
19.
You're from South Jersey if,your fondest memories are summers at "Maloney's" in Margate.
20. You're from South Jersey if, you see pink Flamingos on the front lawn.
21. You're from South Jersey if, you know what a Panzarotti is and remember when it only cost .25 cents.
22. You're from South Jersey if, your first car cost less than your car insurance.
23. You're from South Jersey if, you dodge beach taggers.
24. You're from South Jersey if, you know where a Weber's is.
25. You're from South Jersey if, you know never go above the posted speed limit in Summer's Point. Never.
26. You're from South Jersey if, you've had some of the best parties in a field
27. You're from South Jersey if, when you can ask someone whatever happened to gene london and his golden fleece....and be totally serious.
28. You're from South Jersey if, you know where every Wa-Wa is located, what side the freshest pot of coffee is on and you know all the workers by their first name.
29. You're from South Jersey if, you put jimmies on your ice cream.
30. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know where the No-tell Motel is in Winslow Township.
31. You know you're
REALLY
from South Jersey if, you've ever been in the No-tell Motel.
32. You're from South Jersey if, you pronounce Medford and Vineland the proper way...Meh-fer and Vine-lun.
33. You're from South Jersey if, you cringed at the way Tom Berenger said Vineland in "Eddie and the Cruisers"
34. You know you're from South Jersey if, people tell you that you say "home" and "phone" funny.

35. You know you're from South Jersey if, people dont know what funnel cake and water ice is because everyone else calls it fried dough and slush.
36. You're from South Jersey if, you ever went "diner hopping" till the sun came up
37. You're from South Jersey if, you don't acknoledge that it is tomorrow until either you go to sleep or the sun comes up
38. You're from South Jersey if, you were ever considered a "mallrat"
39. You're from South Jersey if, you know where the "secret stash" is
40. You're from South Jersey if, your cd collection consists of Alanis, the Beatles, Disturbed, DMX, and Metallica
41. You're from South Jersey if, you know where to buy a kitana for less than $50
42. You're from South Jersey if, your town still has a couple of unpaved streets
43. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever been on a hill and proclaimed "I can see philly from here"
44. You're from South Jersey if, you live off of "the pike" but don't know where Rt 30 is
45. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever argued over the name of a street because it has 10
46. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever been kicked out of a diner
47. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever been kicked out of a diner for staying too long
48. You're from South Jersey if, you know what waitresses will or will not "hook you up"
49. You're from South Jersey if, you know how lousy of a tipper some of the Flyers are
50. You're from South Jersey if, you have empty Wawa half gallon iced tea bottles all over your car and room
51. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever drove around aimlessly for hours with your friends saying "So, whatta we doin?"
52. You're from South Jersey if, while driving you've ever went straight to turn or had to turn more than once to stay on the same road
53. You're from South Jersey if, your directions consist of more than one Wawa and diner as landmarks
54. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever muttered the phrase "yanowhatime hebback"
55. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever said the phrase "look at fricken macgiever over here"
56. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever seen 10 cop cars at a diner and thought nothing of it
57. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever mourned the closing of a diner more than the death of a family member
58. You're from South Jersey if, you know what CVS really stands for
59. You're from South Jersey if, you can execute the "jersey shuffle" with one knee with a cigarette in one hand, coffee in the other, cradling a cell phone on your shoulder, and blaring opie & anthony
60. You're from South Jersey if, the best thing you can think of to do is play padittle for hours
61. You're from South Jersey if, you know the difference betwine the train and the speedline
62. You're from South Jersey if, the term "I think of you as a brother" turns into a whole family tree
63. You're from South Jersey if, you know someone who ever uttered the phrase "old enough to eat a happy meal, old enough to be one" and was only half joking

You're from South Jersey if, can you think of more? (send us your's)


64. You're from South Jersey if, your memories of places all consist of what you did there once when you were f***ed up
65. You're from South Jersey if, you ever drove all the way to the shore just to walk around for 5 minutes then drive back
66. You're from South Jersey if, you really love to go to a castle park and play tag
67. You're from South Jersey if, you ever tried to get your money back because "The Great American Scream Machine" didn't make you scream
68. You're from South Jersey if, you ever (or almost ever) beat someones @$$ for wearing a Devils jersey
69. You're from South Jersey if, you ever went over someone's house to hang out with their mom
70. You're from South Jersey if, you've ever called someone elses mom, mom
71. You're from South Jersey if, a "bar & grill" is considered fine dining
72. You're from South Jersey if, you have a knife collection, a PS2, a cell phone, a pager, and a computer but you can't afford to get your car fixed
73. You're from South Jersey if, you only use Pep Boys as a parts store and know never to take your car in there to get it fixed
74. You're from South Jersey if, you can actually run up a tab at a pool hall
75. You're from South Jersey if, one of your hangouts is a parking lot
76. You're from South Jersey if, you went deer spotting in the pine barrens.
77. You're from South Jersey if, you watched the sub races from the seawall in the inlet in atlantic city.
78. You're from South Jersey if, you spent every Easter walking the boards.
79. You're from South Jersey if, you ditched school, bought a hoagie at the White House and spent the day
on Steel Pier.

80. You're from South Jersey if, you spent every summer working on the boards and then spent the money you made for school clothes in Philly.
81. You're from South Jersey if, you say "lanic city", instead of Atlantic City.
82. You're from South Jersey if, you know what a molasses paddle is.
83. You're from South Jersey if, you cut school to spend the day at Lake Absegami.
84.
You're from South Jersey if, you can't get that sand out of your toes no matter how long it's been there.

85. You're from South Jersey if, you haven't been able to find a decent stromboli since moving out of So. Jersery.
86. You're from South Jersey if, you pronounce coffee funny.
87. You're from South Jersey if, you remember yelling at the birds when they left you a purple present on your head after eating the Bayberries.
88. You're from South Jersey if, you remember walking the beach during the eye of a hurricane looking for starfish and running like crazy to get home before the other side of the storm hit.
89. You're from South Jersey if, you jumped in the bay in April to test to see if it was warm enough to swim and ended up freezing your butt off.
90. You're from South Jersey if , you know the correct way to pronounce Buena .
91. You're from South Jersey if , it's a hoagie. Not a sub, not a deli sandwich. A HOAGIE
92. You're from South Jersey if, you've seen a shack with a satellite dish.
93. You're from South Jersey if, your car stereo costs more than your car.
94. You're from South Jersey if, You know what Yum Yum is.
95. You're from South Jersey if, Friday and Saturday Nights during 5-8th grades Holiday Skating Rink was the hang out.
96. You're from South Jersey if, you remember Eagle 106 and 98 FM
97. You're from South Jersey if, you remember when Howard Stern was ONLY on in NYC and Philly
98.
You're from South Jersey if, you have eaten a Gataeno's cheesesteak from the original on Penny Packer Drive
99. You're from South Jersey if, you know that a Jug Handle is both a feature of the highway and a bar that looks like someone's house in Maple Shade
100.
You're from South Jersey if, you know of at least 3 bars where you know they won't card you
101. You're from South Jersey if, you know what a "Johnny Smoker" is and got sick the 1st time you tried to smoke one

102. You're from South Jersey if, after your graduation you went to Elmer diner to chow down till 2 in the morning
103. You're from South Jersey if, you lived near a "crick" not a creek.
104. You're from South Jersey if, you lived in "Town" and not a village.
105. You're from South Jersey if, your house has a "zink" to wash at.
106. You're from South Jersey if, you know what an Oyster Supper is.
107. You're from South Jersey if, you remember the diving horse at The Steel Pier.
108. You're from South Jersey if, you say "gimme" instead of give me, or "com' mer" instead of come here.
109. You're from South Jersey if, you know what colors not to wear in cedar water.

110. You're from South Jersey if, you can walk to everywhere you MUST be able to get to. (Wawa, School, and Main Street
111. You're from South Jersey if, your life revolves around highschool sports...playing or chill~ at the games...it's the place to be!!
.

Can you think of some more ?
E-mail your's to the site, it may be added to the list.
addition@elktownship.com

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