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Visitor Add-ons page #6

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To all my "Jersey" people, you will laugh when you read some of these....to my
"out of towners", you will probably laugh, too, but not know what you are laughing at !
I can relate to probably 75% of these, so that gives you outsiders a glimpse
(a scarey glimpse), of our home life!
If you don't understand these, you're not a "piney"
:-)

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sun_glassesHow you can tellsun_glasses
"You're from South Jersey"

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These add-ons to the South Jersey page

are from our visitors to the site.

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holly

1. You know you're from South Jersey if, you and your girlfriends have tried once or twice to get on Q102's "HOT GIRL CHECK IN....WHAT? WHAT?" just to be insulted

2. You know you're from South Jersey if, you and you're friends make fun of a person from north jersey for calling it "joisy"

3. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know if its a 'real' irish bar, or they are just saying that

4. You know you're from South Jersey if, your the toughest person in the world, but them horseshoe crabs still erk you really bad

5. You know you're from South Jersey if, you say bad pronounce "baed"

6. You know you're from South Jersey if, when you sing that song...its sounds like "who let the dooooooooooooowgs out"

7. You know you're from South Jersey if, when you were a kid you found an indian arrow head and took it to one of the pawn shops on "the pike" because it might be worth something!

8. You know you're from South Jersey if, "what, are you Absecon nuts?"

9. You know you're from South Jersey if, you shook hands with Mr Peanut on the boardwalk

10. You know you're from South Jersey if, you read surf magazine & know wildwood does have some of the best surfing at 10th street

11. You know you're from South Jersey if, you live in a "dry town" and every road out of it has a liquor store at the town border.

12. You know you're from South Jersey if, your high school teacher also taught your dad and/or grandpa.

13. You know you're from South Jersey if, all of your relatives live within 5 miles, most of them on the same block.

14. You know you're from South Jersey if, you find yourself sticking up for Rutgers Camden when all your friends ask you "where did you go to college?"

15. You know you're from South Jersey if, every time someone in Hollywood makes fun of Jersey, you're mad and proud at the same time.

16. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're big elementary school trip was to Springdale Farms.

17. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've drunk "Natural Ice" in a friend's basement after riding your bike "around town."

18. You know you're from South Jersey if, every town around you starts with Haddon: Haddonfield, Haddon Heights, Haddon Township….

19. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what the conductor is going to say for every stop on the PATCO HighSpeedline.

20. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're parents cringe a little when you say you're headed to Phili.

21. You know you're from South Jersey if, you only go through North Jersey to get to New York City.

22. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know how to get from the Cherry Hill Mall to Moorestown Mall to the Echelon Mall to the Deptford Mall using the side roads.


23. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know people who transferred from Burlington County College to Camden County College or vice versa.

24. You know you're from South Jersey if, your best friend from elementary school is your best friend in college.

25. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know at least one kid from high school who wrecked their parents car within the first year of having their license.

26. You know you're from South Jersey if, you had a party while their parents were out of town and the cops showed up within the first 10 minutes,

27. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have gotten a ticket for "public drunkenness" or "lewdness" or "public urination" while still underage.

28. You're from South Jersey if, in late September you can't decide where to go first when you get to wildwood, car show, irish festival, cheesesteaks.

29. You're from South Jersey if, you looked up the lady statue skirt on the pike in front of that tire place to see if shes wearing skivvies (they are pink undies)

30. You're from South Jersey if, you know what little mill, and dog leg were

31. You're from South Jersey if, "WATCH OUT FOR THE GROOVERS"

32. You're from South Jersey if, you woundered why that guy put a windmill in the back yard?

33. You're from South Jersey if, someone told you your house was built on an Indian burial site.

34. You're from South Jersey if, you remember "crazy eddies"

35. You're from South Jersey if, if you remember "Dick Lee's"

36. You're from South Jersey if, your condo was once the town elementary school

37. You're from South Jersey if, you know old man Creigy

38. You're from South Jersey if, you are sitting in your parachute training class and the out of town students ask "did anyone ever die doing this here?" when the teacher answers no,only a few people including you start to snicker.

39. You're from South Jersey if, you made a salad out of the garden in your back yard, or you just toss it on a amoroso and then you had yourself a hoagie

40. You're from South Jersey if, during a quiet day on the back waters in your kayak.. you were attack by osphrey

41. You're from South Jersey if, the darn billy goat at the cape may county zoo ate your sleeve

42. You're from South Jersey if, you swam in big timber creek, no big deal......really

43. You're from South Jersey if, you go up that one hill down here, and stand on your tippy toes....& can see Philly

44. You're from South Jersey if, you keep a look out for Bruce Willis when you stop anywhere at the lower portion of 295

45. You're from South Jersey if, you know Billingsport and Paulsboro, are indeed..two separate towns.

46. You're from South Jersey if, you know and cruise the 'Sauken 500.

47. Your from South Jersey if, your whole family works at the local prison.

48. Your from South Jersey if, when an inmate escapes you KNOW to lock your doors!!

49. Your from South Jersey, when Leesburg is, "which one of those towns at the end of Rt.55?"

50. Your from South Jersey if, you know which parking lot in Wildwood you can park for free late at night.

51. Your from South Jersey if, 5 "sending districts" go to your high school.

52. Your from South Jersey if, you know exactly how many tickets the "Sea Serpeant" takes on Morey's Pier

53. You know you're from South Jersey if, you broke down coming "the back way" from the shore at 2am and not a sole even passes you, or a town or phone on your long walk and wonder what idiot survey came up with "most densely populated state"

54. You know you're from South Jersey if, you drove to Avalon or into Philly to freeze your butt of on St Pattys day, because the pipe bands.."are just that good"

56. You know you're from South Jersey if, Cowtown Rodeo is on Saturday night at 7:00pm not on Sunday!!!!

57. You know you're from South Jersey if, in late September you can't decide where to go first when you get to wildwood, car show, irish festival, cheesesteaks.

58. You know you're from South Jersey if, you volunteered at your towns Christmas Home Tour as a Town Crier.

59. You know you're from South Jersey if, your high school play is more popular than the Thanksgiving football team.

60. You know you're from South Jersey if,you go home from out of state college and binge on Tasty cakes.

61. You know you're from South Jersey if, you say "porta reeko" instead of puerto rico, as it should be pronounced.

62. You know you're from South Jersey if, you go to college and describe where you live in reference to how far you are from Cherry Hill.

63. You know you're from South Jersey if, you call Wawa Iced Tea "ghetto juice".

64. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've walked around in your house in the middle of the night with a basball bat because you think the Jersey Devil just landed on your roof

65. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what a Yum Yum is!

66. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know Kool-Aid is called "Bug Juice"

67. You know you're from South Jersey if, you come home from college for christmas break and 75% of your HS graduating class is at the same diner you are at 3am.

68. You know you're from South Jersey if, you like to speed over the hump on 676.

69. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what shore you want to go to depending on your mood. Wildwood if you dont mind the kids, Ocean City if you just want to relax, Seaside if you want to hang out with the college kids, Cape May if you feel like sight seeing or Atlantic City if you wanna spend losts of money.

70. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know WaWa sells the cheapest cigarettes.

71. You know you're from South Jersey if, you arent scared of the speed line.

72. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know other ways to avoid RT.130.

73. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know not to go out between 4:00pm and 6:00pm cause traffic is bad.

74.You know you're from South Jersey if, you rolled a tire down Suicide Hill at least once.

75. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever been to in front of Judge Shamus McCaffery in Eagles' court.

76. You know you're from South Jersey if, you live in the middle of nowhere and still have to pay 300.00 a month for car insurance and never had an accident.

77. You know you're from South Jersey if, you take the "21" or "31" bus to get anywhere along the Black Horse Pike.

78. You know you're from South Jersey if, you leave a nickel in the paper box at "Dink's" before he opens and take the Daily News

79. You know you're from South Jersey if, you say "wooder" instead of "water"

80. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know steel isn't just a metal its "fudge"

81. You know you're from South Jersey if, you ever yelled at someone for pronouncing lake lenape wrong.

82. You know you're from South Jersey if, you danced at the West Atlantic City dances on Friday night at the fire hall.

83. You know you're from South Jersey if, you go to Sickler Road and Remember the Night the State Police chased You an Your Buddies For drag racing!!! lololol.....

84. You know you're from South Jersey if, AS A KID YOU WENT TO THE PALACE OF DEPRESSION IN VINELAND

85. You know you're from South Jersey if, you watched Eddie Dixon dance on the Ed Hurst record hop, the blonde funny guy, you know what I mean!

86. You know you're from South Jersey if, Ya Mention the Park and Eat In Swedsboro and Erdner Bros. Trucking.

87. You know you're from South Jersey if, Someone Mentions the Rodeo at Cowtown every Saturday night rain or shine..

88. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know yellow really means go faster because the light's about to change.

89. You know you're from South Jersey if, you leave your car unlocked hoping some one will steal it.

90. You know you're from South Jersey if, you actually know who has the right away in a circle.

91. You know you're from South Jersey if, you're parents don't mind porn as long as its of the opposite sex.

92. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can reach out your bathroom window and grab your neighbor's soap.

93. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know the greenhead is really the state bird.

94. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have the exterminator on speed dial.

95. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever eaten squirrel.

96. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can get into the strip club free if you bring a girl.

97. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever found a murder weapon on your front lawn in the morning.

98. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know "Aunt Cora" is not a relative.

99. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know Martha Stewart is guilty.

100. You know you're from South Jersey if, the parents of the losing team act worse than the players.

101. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've ever taken a menu from Denny's.

102. You know you're from South Jersey if, your excuse to the cops is "he was dead when I got there".

103. You know you're from South Jersey if, no one will sell you car insurance.

104. You know you're from South Jersey if, the smoke in the school bathrooms has set off the fire alarm more that once a month.

105. You know you're from South Jersey if, interior home improvement is changing the soup cans holding up your couch.

106. You know you're from South Jersey if, you work at a casino but would never go to one.

107. You know you're from South Jersey if, you know what Heely's are and where to buy them.

108. You know you're from South Jersey if, you have a bottle opener on your key ring.

109. You know you're from South Jersey if, you can name 60 different alcoholic beverages in 60 seconds.

110. You know you're from South Jersey if, you've spent more Saturdays in school than out.

111. You know you're from South Jersey if, you learned "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" before the alphabet.


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